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We Found the Silverlining.
It’s in Your Crotch.

Radiation proof underwear for the boys down low.

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Our underwear isn’t just functional, but it’s comfortable and stylish too! A soft, stretchy, and sexy pair of underwear with added scientific benefits is what we’re bringing to the table.

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Introducing the last underwear you’ll ever need and the smartest you’ll ever meet: the Alpha. With a silver-infused crotch designed to block 99% of cell phone and laptop radiation, the Alpha will protect your balls and put your mind at ease.

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